Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The man who understands one woman is \ | qualified to understand pretty well | | everything. | | | \ -- Yeats / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;