Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tactical? TACTICAL!?!? Hey, buddy, we \ | went from kilotons to megatons several | | minutes ago. We don't need no stinkin' | | tactical nukes. (By the way, do you | | have change for 10 million people?) | \ --lwall / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;