Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Using words to describe magic is like \ | using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. | | | \ -- Tom Robbins / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;