Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you lived today as if it were your \ | last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and | | fire them all off, wouldn't you? | | | \ -- Garrison Keillor / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;