Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Slurm, n.: \ | | | The slime that accumulates on the | | underside of a soap bar when | | | | it sits in the dish too long. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;