Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is always one thing to remember: \ | writers are always selling somebody | | out. | | | | -- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards | \ Bethlehem" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;