Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / And we heard him exclaim As he started \ | to roam: "I'm a hologram, kids, please | | don't try this at home!'" | | | \ -- Bob Violence / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;