Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Any man who hates dogs and babies can't \ | be all bad. | | | \ -- Leo Rosten, on W. C. Fields / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;