Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the early morning queue, With a \ | listing in my hand. With a worry in my | | heart, There on terminal number 9, | | Waitin' here in CERAS-land. Pascal run | | all set to go. I'm a long way from | | sleep, But I'm waitin' in the queue, | | How I miss a good meal so. With this | | code that ever grows. In the early | | mornin' queue, Now the lobby chairs are | | soft, With no place to go. But that | | can't make the queue move fast. | | | | Hey, there it goes my friend, | | | | I've moved up one at last. | | | | -- Ernest Adams, "Early Morning Queue", | | to "Early | | | \ Morning Rain" by G. Lightfoot / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;