Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Man is a rational animal who always \ | loses his temper when he is called upon | | to act in accordance with the dictates | | of reason. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;