Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You are a taxi driver. Your cab is \ | yellow and black, and has been in use | | for only seven years. One of its | | windshield wipers is broken, and the | | carburetor needs adjusting. The tank | | holds 20 gallons, but at the moment is | | only three-quarters full. How old is | \ the taxi driver?" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;