Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what \ | the cookbooks say, plain yogurt tastes | | nothing like sour cream. 2: Any recipe | | calling for soybeans tastes like mud. | | 3: Carob is not an acceptable | | substitute for chocolate. In fact, | | carob is not | | | | an acceptable substitute for anything, | | except, perhaps, brown shoe polish. 4: | | There is no such thing as a "fun | | salad." So let's stop pretending and | | see | | | | salads for what they are: God's | | punishment for being fat. 5: Fruit | | salad without maraschino cherries and | | marshmallows is about as | | | | appealing as tepid beer. 6: A world | | lacking gravy is a tragic place! 7: You | | should immediately pass up any recipes | | entitled "luscious and | | | | low-cal." Also skip dishes featuring | | "lively liver." They aren't and | | | | it isn't. 8: Wearing a blindfold often | | makes many diet foods more palatable. | | 9: Fresh fruit is not dessert. CAKE is | | dessert! 10: Okra tastes slightly worse | | than its name implies. 11: A plain | | baked potato isn't worth the effort | | involved in chewing and | | | \ swallowing. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;