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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what   \
| the cookbooks say, plain yogurt tastes  |
| nothing like sour cream. 2: Any recipe  |
| calling for soybeans tastes like mud.   |
| 3: Carob is not an acceptable           |
| substitute for chocolate. In fact,      |
| carob is not                            |
|                                         |
| an acceptable substitute for anything,  |
| except, perhaps, brown shoe polish. 4:  |
| There is no such thing as a "fun        |
| salad." So let's stop pretending and    |
| see                                     |
|                                         |
| salads for what they are: God's         |
| punishment for being fat. 5: Fruit      |
| salad without maraschino cherries and   |
| marshmallows is about as                |
|                                         |
| appealing as tepid beer. 6: A world     |
| lacking gravy is a tragic place! 7: You |
| should immediately pass up any recipes  |
| entitled "luscious and                  |
|                                         |
| low-cal." Also skip dishes featuring    |
| "lively liver." They aren't and         |
|                                         |
| it isn't. 8: Wearing a blindfold often  |
| makes many diet foods more palatable.   |
| 9: Fresh fruit is not dessert. CAKE is  |
| dessert! 10: Okra tastes slightly worse |
| than its name implies. 11: A plain      |
| baked potato isn't worth the effort     |
| involved in chewing and                 |
|                                         |
\ swallowing.                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;