Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs \ | floating on it. You have to eat it | | nevertheless. | | | \ -- Flaubert / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;