Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A young girl once committed suicide \ | because her mother refused her a new | | bonnet. Coroner's verdict: "Death from | | excessive spunk." | | | | -- Sacramento Daily Union, September | \ 13, 1860 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;