Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But that looks a little too much like a \ | declaration for my tastes, when in fact | | it isn't one. So forget I mentioned it. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;