Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One could not be a successful scientist \ | without realizing that, in contrast to | | the popular conception supported by | | newspapers and mothers of scientists, a | | goodly number of scientists are not | | only narrow-minded and dull, but also | | just stupid. | | | \ -- J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;