Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Darling: the popular form of address \ | used in speaking to a member of the | | opposite sex whose name you cannot at | | the moment remember. | | | \ -- Oliver Herford / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;