Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I had a formula for bypassing \ | trouble, I would not pass it around. | | Trouble creates a capacity to handle | | it. I don't say embrace trouble; that's | | as bad as treating it as an enemy. But | | I do say meet it as a friend, for | | you'll see a lot of it and you had | | better be on speaking terms with it. | | | \ -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;