Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, \ | and thou shalt bake it with dung that | | cometh out of man, in their | | sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto | | me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung | | for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare | | thy bread therewith. [Ezek. 4:12-15 | \ (KJV)] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;