UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  I managed to say, "Sorry," and no      \
| more. I knew that he disliked me to     |
| cry.                                    |
|                                         |
| This time he said, watching me, "On     |
| some occasions it is better to weep."   |
|                                         |
| I put my head down on the table and     |
| sobbed, "If only she could come back; I |
| would be nice."                         |
|                                         |
| Francis said, "You gave her great       |
| pleasure always."                       |
|                                         |
| "Oh, not enough."                       |
|                                         |
| "Nobody can give anybody enough."       |
|                                         |
| "Not ever?"                             |
|                                         |
| "No, not ever. But one must go on       |
| trying."                                |
|                                         |
| "And doesn't one ever value people      |
| until they are gone?"                   |
|                                         |
| "Rarely," said Francis. I went on       |
| weeping; I saw how little I had valued  |
| him; how little I had valued anything   |
| that was mine.                          |
|                                         |
| -- Pamela Frankau, "The Duchess and the |
\ Smugs"                                  /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;