Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out | | of the bag and put the | | | | ball in their court. | | | | -- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of | \ Administrative Affairs) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;