Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Adopted kids are such a pain -- you \ | have to teach them how to look like you | | ... | | | \ -- Gilda Radner / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;