Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As the system comes up, the component \ | builders will from time to time appear, | | bearing hot new versions of their | | pieces -- faster, smaller, more | | complete, or putatively less buggy. The | | replacement of a working component by a | | new version requires the same | | systematic testing procedure that | | adding a new component does, although | | it should require less time, for more | | complete and efficient test cases will | | usually be available. | | | | -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical | \ Man Month" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;