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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Well, we're big rock singers, we've got \
| golden fingers, And we're loved         |
| everywhere we go. We sing about beauty, |
| and we sing about truth, At ten         |
| thousand dollars a show. We take all    |
| kind of pills to give us all kind of    |
| thrills, But the thrill we've never     |
| known, Is the thrill that'll get'cha,   |
| when you get your picture, On the cover |
| of the Rolling Stone.                   |
|                                         |
| I got a freaky old lady, name of Cole   |
| King Katie, Who embroiders on my jeans. |
| I got my poor old gray-haired daddy,    |
| Drivin' my limousine. Now it's all      |
| designed, to blow our minds, But our    |
| minds won't be really be blown; Like    |
| the blow that'll get'cha, when you get  |
| your picture, On the cover of the       |
| Rolling Stone.                          |
|                                         |
| We got a lot of little, teen-aged,      |
| blue-eyed groupies, Who'll do anything  |
| we say. We got a genuine Indian guru,   |
| that's teachin' us a better way. We got |
| all the friends that money can buy, So  |
| we never have to be alone. And we keep  |
| gettin' richer, but we can't get our    |
| picture, On the cover of the Rolling    |
| Stone.                                  |
|                                         |
| -- Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show       |
|                                         |
| [As a note, they eventually DID make    |
\ the cover of RS. Ed.]                   /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;