Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wouldn't this be a great world if being \ | insecure and desperate were a turn-on? | | | \ -- "Broadcast News" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;