Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / God rest ye CS students now, The \ | bearings on the drum are gone, Let | | nothing you dismay. The disk is | | wobbling, too. The VAX is down and | | won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, | | and Algol Until the first of May. Can't | | tell false from true. The program that | | was due this morn, And now we find that | | we can't get Won't be postponed, they | | say. At Berkeley's 4.2. (chorus) | | (chorus) | | | | We've just received a call from DEC, | | And now some cheery news for you, | | They'll send without delay The | | network's also dead, A monitor called | | RSuX We'll have to print your files on | | It takes nine hundred K. The line | | printer instead. The staff committed | | suicide, The turnaround time's nineteen | | weeks. We'll bury them today. And only | | cards are read. (chorus) (chorus) | | | | And now we'd like to say to you CHORUS: | | Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, Before | | we go away, Comfort and joy, We hope | | the news we've brought to you Oh, | | tidings of comfort and joy. Won't ruin | | your whole day. You've got another | | program due, tomorrow, by the way. | | (chorus) | | | \ -- to God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;