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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ God rest ye CS students now, The        \
| bearings on the drum are gone, Let      |
| nothing you dismay. The disk is         |
| wobbling, too. The VAX is down and      |
| won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, |
| and Algol Until the first of May. Can't |
| tell false from true. The program that  |
| was due this morn, And now we find that |
| we can't get Won't be postponed, they   |
| say. At Berkeley's 4.2. (chorus)        |
| (chorus)                                |
|                                         |
| We've just received a call from DEC,    |
| And now some cheery news for you,       |
| They'll send without delay The          |
| network's also dead, A monitor called   |
| RSuX We'll have to print your files on  |
| It takes nine hundred K. The line       |
| printer instead. The staff committed    |
| suicide, The turnaround time's nineteen |
| weeks. We'll bury them today. And only  |
| cards are read. (chorus) (chorus)       |
|                                         |
| And now we'd like to say to you CHORUS: |
| Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, Before  |
| we go away, Comfort and joy, We hope    |
| the news we've brought to you Oh,       |
| tidings of comfort and joy. Won't ruin  |
| your whole day. You've got another      |
| program due, tomorrow, by the way.      |
| (chorus)                                |
|                                         |
\ -- to God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;