Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do you suffer painful elimination? \ | | | -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming | | with Gotos" | | | | Do you suffer painful recrimination? | | | | -- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming | | with Come-froms" | | | | Do you suffer painful illumination? | | | | -- Isaac Newton, "Optics" | | | | Do you suffer painful hallucination? | | | \ -- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;