Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Peter's Law of Substitution: \ | | | Look after the molehills, and the | | | | mountains will look after themselves. | | | | Peter's Principle of Success: | | | | Get up one time more than you're | \ knocked down. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;