Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Not that I'm against sneaking some \ | notions into people's heads upon | | occasion. (Or blasting them in | | outright.) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;