Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If the meanings of "true" and "false" \ | were switched, then this sentence would | \ not be false. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;