Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nobody can be exactly like me. \ | Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. | | | \ -- Tallulah Bankhead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;