Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The human mind treats a new idea the \ | way the body treats a strange protein | | -- it rejects it. | | | \ -- P. Medawar / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;