Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The trouble with heart disease is that \ | the first symptom is often hard to deal | | with: death. | | | \ -- Michael Phelps / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;