Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / After a while you learn the subtle \ | difference Between holding a hand and | | chaining a soul, And you learn that | | love doesn't mean security, And you | | begin to learn that kisses aren't | | contracts And presents aren't promises | | And you begin to accept your defeats | | With your head up and your eyes open, | | With the grace of a woman, not the | | grief of a child, And you learn to | | build all your roads On today because | | tomorrow's ground Is too uncertain. And | | futures have A way of falling down in | | midflight, After a while you learn that | | even sunshine burns if you get too | | much. So you plant your own garden and | | decorate your own soul, instead of | | waiting For someone to bring you | | flowers. And you learn that you really | | can endure... That you really are | | strong, And you really do have worth | | And you learn and learn With every | | goodbye you learn. | | | \ -- Veronic Shoffstall, "Comes the Dawn" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;