Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Jesus may love you, but I think you're \ | garbage wrapped in skin." | | | \ -- Michael O'Donohugh / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;