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$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The justifications for drug testing are \ | part of the presently fashionable | | debate concerning restoring America's | | "competitiveness." Drugs, it has been | | revealed, are responsible for rampant | | absenteeism, reduced output, and poor | | quality work. But is drug testing in | | fact rationally related to the | | resurrection of competitiveness? Will | | charging the atmosphere of the | | workplace with the fear of excretory | | betrayal honestly spur productivity? | | Much noise has been made about | | rehabilitating the worker using drugs, | | but to date the vast majority of | | programs end with the simple firing or | | the not hiring of the abuser. This | | practice may exacerbate, not alleviate, | | the nation's productivity problem. If | | economic rehabilitation is the ultimate | | goal of drug testing, then criteria | | abandoning the rehabilitation of the | | drug-using worker is the purest of | | hypocrisy and the worst of | | rationalization. | | | | -- The concluding paragraph of | | "Constitutional Law: The | | | | Fourth Amendment and Drug Testing in | | the Workplace," | | | | Tim Moore, Harvard Journal of Law & | | Public Policy, vol. | | | \ 10, No. 3 (Summer 1987), pp. 762-768. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;