Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Woke up this mornin' an' I had myself a \ | beer, Yeah, Ah woke up this mornin' an' | | I had myself a beer The future's | | uncertain and the end is always near. | | | \ -- Jim Morrison, "Roadhouse Blues" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;