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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ The Modelski Chain Rule: (1) Look       \
| intently at the problem for several     |
| minutes. Scratch your                   |
|                                         |
| head at 20-30 second intervals. Try     |
| solving the problem on your             |
|                                         |
| Hewlett-Packard. (2) Failing this, look |
| around at the class. Select a           |
| particularly                            |
|                                         |
| bright-looking individual. (3) Procure  |
| a large chain. (4) Walk over to the     |
| selected student and threaten to beat   |
| him severely                            |
|                                         |
| with the chain unless he gives you the  |
| answer to the problem.                  |
|                                         |
| Generally, he will. It may also be a    |
| good idea to give him a sound           |
|                                         |
| thrashing anyway, just to show you mean |
\ business.                               /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;