Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Modelski Chain Rule: (1) Look \ | intently at the problem for several | | minutes. Scratch your | | | | head at 20-30 second intervals. Try | | solving the problem on your | | | | Hewlett-Packard. (2) Failing this, look | | around at the class. Select a | | particularly | | | | bright-looking individual. (3) Procure | | a large chain. (4) Walk over to the | | selected student and threaten to beat | | him severely | | | | with the chain unless he gives you the | | answer to the problem. | | | | Generally, he will. It may also be a | | good idea to give him a sound | | | | thrashing anyway, just to show you mean | \ business. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;