Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Probable-Possible, my black hen, She \ | lays eggs in the Relative When. She | | doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now | | Because she's unable to postulate How. | | | \ -- Frederick Winsor / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;