Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Today, THREE WINOS from DETROIT sold me \ | a framed photo of TAB HUNTER before his | \ MAKEOVER! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;