Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's a small world, but I wouldn't want \ | to have to paint it. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;