Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Charlie was a chemist, But Charlie is \ | no more. For what he thought was H2O, | \ Was H2SO4. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;