Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / i dont even know if it makes sense at \ | all :) This is an experimental patch | | for an experimental kernel :)) | | | \ -- Ingo Molnar on linux-kernel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;