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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A programmer is a person who passes as  \
| an exacting expert on the basis of      |
| being able to turn out, after           |
| innumerable punching, an infinite       |
| series of incomprehensible answers      |
| calculated with micrometric precisions  |
| from vague assumptions based on         |
| debatable figures taken from            |
| inconclusive documents and carried out  |
| on instruments of problematical         |
| accuracy by persons of dubious          |
| reliability and questionable mentality  |
| for the avowed purpose of annoying and  |
| confounding a hopelessly defenseless    |
| department that was unfortunate enough  |
| to ask for the information in the first |
| place.                                  |
|                                         |
\ -- IEEE Grid newsmagazine               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;