Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A programmer is a person who passes as \ | an exacting expert on the basis of | | being able to turn out, after | | innumerable punching, an infinite | | series of incomprehensible answers | | calculated with micrometric precisions | | from vague assumptions based on | | debatable figures taken from | | inconclusive documents and carried out | | on instruments of problematical | | accuracy by persons of dubious | | reliability and questionable mentality | | for the avowed purpose of annoying and | | confounding a hopelessly defenseless | | department that was unfortunate enough | | to ask for the information in the first | | place. | | | \ -- IEEE Grid newsmagazine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;