Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Without coffee he could not work, or at \ | least he could not have worked in the | | way he did. In addition to paper and | | pens, he took with him everywhere as an | | indispensable article of equipment the | | coffee machine, which was no less | | important to him than his table or his | | white robe. | | | \ -- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;