Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bypasses are devices that allow some \ | people to dash from point A to point B | | very fast while other people dash from | | point B to point A very fast. People | | living at point C, being a point | | directly in between, are often given to | | wonder what's so great about point A | | that so many people from point B are so | | keen to get there and what's so great | | about point B that so many people from | | point A are so keen to get | | _____there. They often wish that | | people would just once and for all work | | out where the hell they wanted to be. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;