Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Much of the excitement we get out of \ | our work is that we don't really know | | what we are doing. | | | \ -- E. Dijkstra / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;