Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "We're running out of adjectives to \ | describe our situation. We had crisis, | | then we went into chaos, and now what | | do we call this?" said Nicaraguan | | economist Francisco Mayorga, who holds | | a doctorate from Yale. | | | | -- The Washington Post, February, 1988 | | | | The New Yorker's comment: | | | \ At Harvard they'd call it a noun. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;