Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The instruments of science do not in \ | themselves discover truth. And there | | are searchings that are not concluded | | by the coincidence of a pointer and a | | mark. | | | | -- Fred Saberhagen, "The Berserker | \ Wars" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;