Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / (To the extent that anyone but a Prolog \ | programmer can understand \X totally. | | (And to the extent that a Prolog | | programmer can understand "cut". :-)) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;